Associative Press Breaking: Chupacabra Found Living Among Us - Associative Press

By Tony Burkett
August 25th, 2014



Chupacabra, the illusive creature of South American lore, was discovered this week living amongst us on the streets of New York. The creatures, which swears that it is funny, is far different than the legend leads us to believe. For centuries we have assumed that this mysterious spectre had hispanic origins. Turns out the thing is Jewish…or maybe Italian? Who’s to say? All we know is: it’s funny. And you are going to acknowledge that. Whether you like it or not. Look, i don’t have time for this. Busy day. Joy Behar is a chupacabra. Have a terrific day.

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