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New studies have concluded that genetically modified food can cause whitened coloration of fecal particulate in those who consume it. The Food and Drug Administration has conducted research on the defecate, and concluded that the genetically modified foods are safe to eat despite this occurence. Discoloration of feces has been reported in all 50 states. Jerry Mahoney, a spokesperson for the FDA had this to say about this recent occurence; “this whole white feces thing is for the birds”.