Associative Press New Color Discovered - Associative Press

By Tony Burkett
August 22nd, 2014


Dallas, Texas. On Tuesday, at approximately 3 PM, a new color was discovered in The Longhorn State. Researchers are calling this new color “Dr. Phil’s Teeth”. Charles Abramowitz, lead color engineer for Crayola, said “We’ve never seen anything like this. This is a color which does not exist in nature. Our entire team is baffled that there is a white this white. It’s truly a wonderful day for colored (industry term) people”.

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