Associative Press Obama Administration Vows To End Hunger In America - Associative Press

By Gar Harris
January 20th, 2011


Building upon the success of the “People’s Protection and Affordable Care Act” or PPACA, Barack Obama announced his new plan to end hunger in the United States. The “Supper-Care Act of Mercy” or SCAM, as it is known, legislates that Americans will be required to spend at least $5000 per year at participating McDonald’s and Olive Garden Restaurants. Optionally a U.S. Citizen can pay an I.R.S fine of $3500.
“This is a huge step for the United States – the only logical conclusion is that all hunger in America will be completely eradicated by 2014″ – Barack Obama

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