Ray Poppo, known as “Tasty Face” to his friends and family says he has had a life long struggle with being just too damn sweet.
Since Childhood, Ray has dealt with people trying to snag a bite of his face, which is considered a delicacy in Japan. Ray can’t remember the first time someone took a bite off the front of his noggin. He has lived in 16 states in just the last two years, spending his entire fortune trying to escape the face chewing mobs he describes as “insatiable and chompy”.
“I suppose,” Ray laments, “when you’ve got a face this tasty, you just can’t get away from it.”