Texas Judge Jean Boyd has set a new precedent for some classes of society. Though it has always been the “unwritten rule” of the courts, a Texas Judge has codified the “I’m rich, so fuck you” defense into a recent ruling. Essentially the argument is as thus, “I’m rich, so fuck you”, and applies to every crime from stealing pension plans to vehicular homicide.
Ethan Couch, 16, of Fort Worth Texas was out for a typical night of stealing beer and running over poor people, looked bewildered at the fact that this would even merit a court date. “so, I ran some people over, I’m rich, that is just what we do.”
Judge Boyd, saw this not so much as a crime, but more of an opportunity to buy that new speedboat hes been wanting. “This child still has a long and psychopathic life ahead of him, and I don’t see any reason to change that, in fact i see a million reasons not too, wink wink, get it a million?”